robbybenedict:

THIS IS AN ADVERT ON THE YOUTUBE MAIN PAGE

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AND I COMPLETELY TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OMG

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barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

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dewgongo:

how to look young and carefree yet still beautiful as a near 30 year old:
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how not to look young and carefree yet still beautiful as a near 30 year old:
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mihrstears:

send this to your crush. Just.. just do it

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‘Why do you have to break mine’, I asked the Doctor. He frowned and said, 'Because Amy read it in a book and now I have no choice.'

Why do you have to break mine’, I asked the Doctor. He frowned and said, 'Because Amy read it in a book and now I have no choice.'

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deantrippe:

heavy gang activity reported in #ferguson.

deantrippe:

heavy gang activity reported in #ferguson.

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laughburnscalories:

"remember in 6th grade when you-"
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"and remember when you-
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(via lulz-time)


beyoncempire:

when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

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original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

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snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

(via ruinedchildhood)



buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)


beyonco:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

beyonco:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

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cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

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m4rcobodt:

when u open some food in front of ur friends

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