joeyvachon:

i need a 3 hour kiss

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I want wifi so fast it’ll burn a hole through my house

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humorking:

Looking at my grades had me like 

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harrystylesdildo:

When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock

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crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

(via pizza)


mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

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eeveez:

does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?

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european:

when you read something on the internet about your country and it’s just wrong

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As humans, we ruin everything we touch, including each other.
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*including ourselves

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you’re still my person, even if i’m not yours.
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The most heart breaking feeling ever

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kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

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needsmoreexplosions:

I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well

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